Nice! A Bill and Ted reference! Well played sir. Well played.

I was in the theatre watching this and literally everyone lost their fucking minds. I think I shat myself when I saw midgar and the cloud’s spikes head in HD. Instant boner.

SHOCKER!!!!

Very well done. Even the ending was fitting.

Goonies is great and all but who’s a Goonies Enthusiast? Did I just wake up from a decade long coma?

“Hey Security Guard! Eat my ass! I paid good money for these tickets and if I wanna call Lebron a bitch I will.” said the White Bitch.

By any chance are they at the Prospect Park Zoo? I must know.

Or Thunder Cats

I too was going to complain about portrait mode. The Video camera shouldn’t turn on if the idiot operator starts the video in portrait mode. Come one people! Get your shit together. Shoot videos horizontally. Christ!

Who throws a dicks?

RAPE TIME!!!

That’s actually not teabagging. Looks like necrophilia to me.

I FOUND YOUR PENISSSSS!!!!

nasty!

Flakka sounds like it would be a good time. Named after a Spanish slang word for “pretty woman,”

“Alright guys we need to AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR FACE!!! YOUR FACE!!!

Why do their faces look like a forest fire that was put out with a screw driver?

This is pretty awesome.

Disney just sent a death squad to your house.