Zack Moriss haircut and hub caps included.

She’s cute. I’ll give her a water bed workout!

I use to lose all my hair when I wore a hat or helmet or mask. But this is faaaaaaaaar worse. I’m sure no wars will be started over this.

Porn

YEAH no Brady for a month!

Hey now!

Good. I hate the sound of his stupid voice. Fuck him. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick.

Dragon Boning

I’m surprised no one has figured out the UFO map thingy yet. WTF?

This is pretty FUCKING AWESOME! I’m going to go draw on my toys now!

My last name is Ramirez so I’m assuming you’re talking to me.

I’m on it sir!

Great point!

Free blowjobs?

Christ they both look cracked out. Somebody call Bob Saget!

Sounds like an evil organization from Ghost in the Shell or something.

Again...an amazing ass

Amazing ass

I hope he does. Konami has been the Douche bag of the video game industry lately. And that says a lot with companies like Activision and EA looking at each other like “Hey, I thought we were king douche bags.”

Agreed. Gamepro was pretty solid too. But I do miss me some EGM. I can still smell the ink on the pages. Yum.