People who can’t drive themselves, should not be trusted with Autopilot feature.

Dracula. (Wood stake irony.)

Crash

are you trying to kill us

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

Sorry, but you’ll have to shill that ridiculous argument to someone else.

If you think that we have nothing further to discuss.

Of course, punishment for immorality is a motivation for a lot of pro-lifers, but there are people out there who genuinely believe that a fetus is a baby - and therefore innocent life, and people convicted to death are not innocent life.

As vehemently pro-choice I am, I think that criticism is somewhat unfair. The way they see it, a fetus is a baby - and babies are innocent. People who are on death row are violent murderers, and not innocent.

Wow. I’m surprised. Isn’t Jezebel about women? Just like the Bill Cosby women who no one wanted to believe until there was enough of them, don’t you all get this this movement was started by mothers who watched their children descend into autism after they were vaccinated? Don’t you get this is a denial of women's…

Trump’s response:

I was with him until he mentioned the vacuum. Then It went downhill from there.

Your persecution complex is showing.

Phase 4: PROFIT!

We need a wall to keep this shit from happening!!

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING!?!?!

To be clear, I’m calling it that because that’s the accepted nomenclature for these devices, despite being misleading. Unfortunate, though!

As a gun owner, I facepalm every time I see someone make a fuss about this. Language is fluid - quit being so literal. Unless you’re talking about a Garand, or some rifle of similar vintage, the distinction is completely meaningless in modern conversation.