i’m a pharmacist and you wouldn’t believe some of the conversations i have....

i’m still waiting for disclosure that this is a Simpsons’ parody*. like, he made a penny-rubbing motion with his fingers and the audience lost their shit because, after all, this is a cartoon and not real life.

ANYONE KNOW A GOOD BARNACOLOGIST???

door doesn’t have a hinge to allow it to open back into the 1st universe.

i’d just like to say that whenever I hear the name “Gino Smith”, I expect the guy to look like this:

homosexuals are doublesmart!

but howsabout S’mores????

i’ve had random women come up to me at a bar and kiss me on the lips without permission. (not tooting a horn when i state that. i swear) i’ve had women grab my ass at work. i’ve never pressed charges or felt threatened. for some reason, there’s a double standard. as a guy, we just laugh it off.

TAEEK ITTT....

This is my tale of horror.

The number of soccer fans who won't watch the World Cup after reading this article?
Zero.