good question. let me check if my dad is:

“Gunmen reportedly demanded Lochte give up his soul, but when they found that he already sold it to Satan, they settled for his wallet.”

really sorry to read that it affected a family member of yours.

pics or it didn’t happens

sure beats being crapped on. #alwayslookonthebrightsideofbeingmugged

his name literally states that he is worth a wiggle.

Prince is so little.

just wait until you talk out the next XMen movie’s plot out loud.

anyone else excited?

Fallon caters to the lowest common denominator. Adults who got excited in day school to get stickers from their teachers. and we’re talking grade 10 here.

Conan is just really good in general. take away his first 1-2 years of horrible monologues and looking awkward as all hell (especially during interviews) and you have one of the best.

any smart man knows that 90% of women have zero desire to see a picture of a man’s wiener.

It hasn’t been confirmed if Griffin punched the guy in the .gif below. And i wish i was kidding when i was suggesting it may be the same guy.

FYI, Sotto Sotto’s a douchebag shithole. it’s where all out-of-town celebs go to eat because they couldn’t be bothered to find out where the good restaurants are.

ur a dude, rite?

Poppy got sloppy.

so, the take-home message from the 3 lawyers:

the brain’s a messed up organ.

i get sleep paralysis once every 2 months or so. it’s horrible. i’ve seen purple luufah-like orbs floating on the ceiling above my bed. i’ve seen people standing in my room, raccoons in my bed or on the floor.

what if you’re right, but the fire causes rebirth because...he also has Targaryen blood in him