Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

Agreed. Trump is being/tolerated used by the Republican party. They hated Cruise, but couldn’t get traction with Kasich. Then this reality TV loon appears and, after much gnashing of teeth, they think ‘OK, we can use this. The people want change in DC and Hillary sure-as-hell ain’t that, so this guy might just get us…

That is what I was thinking!

I predict two things: 1) his first day in office, Trump is going to go to the oval office and rub his dick all over the desk. And 2) the intelligence community is hard at work plotting his assassination.

Agreed. Trump will be impeached and gone before 2017 ends, pushed by Pence and Ryan, for their own advancement

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

The press room is going to be three folding chairs each missing a leg, with no power to the room and no handle on the inside of the door.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

I hope every preceding with public access turns into a shitshow.

Several people have said Twitter should rename “While you were away...” as “Jesus, fuck, what did he do now???”

Every time I open the news:

That girl doesn’t look like anybody. Hell, she doesn’t even look like herself, she’s that blank.

My friend got married a few months ago. She asked what her hashtag should be for her (C name) and fiancé (also c name). BOOM. #C&CWeddingFactory. Sadly, she declined.

I feel like this wedding involved hay bales and maybe an old unicycle.

For my wedding in May, I’m going with #NowICanHaveSexWithoutShameHahaThanksForTheComplexMomAndDad

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

Come sit by me, friend.

You know, I’ve been upset about the election for weeks now...but reading this I now realize that human civilization deserves the coming apocalypse and I will face it in peace.

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

you know what i will miss most about obama?