I discovered that my FitBit counts one flight of my office building’s stairs as two flights climbed. Yay!

She finished the marathon in two hours and 24 minutes.

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I’M LOSING MY SHIT

this BOOK was so fucking RIDICULOUS BUT WONDERFUL and the horror junkie and classics nerd in me are REJOICING

Or while having sex with two hookers in front of a mirror while expounding on the merits of Whitney Houston—because sometimes you just need to go a little Patrick Bateman. Not full Bateman, though. NEVER go full Bateman.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…