I love this, because it’s got funeral drama (always good) AND a woman who was just waiting for the moment her ex couldn’t fight back. My mom crashed my dad’s funeral, too, and just at the moment his wife had draped herself over his casket. It was everything. 

My dad cheated on my mom the entire 27 years they were married, and finally left her for the love of his life, who was a haint sent from the underworld to destroy all joy. When dad died, he’d been married to the haint for 27 years as well, and my mom STILL REFERRED TO HIM AS HER HUSBAND. She’s prewritten her own…

Nope; that’s a random internet dog, I think from a veterinarian article on canine dental health. This one’s mine;

Because the original rabbit doesn’t have bunny ears, like this one does;

It is a very good boy.

Are you sure that isn’t just a funny looking wabbit?

You’re wrong. THIS is how puppy teeth look like:

We don’t need DNA to prove that.

Did the DNA analysis confirm if he was a good boy?

They’re pretty standard puppy teeth, but the gums may have receded because of the drying of the soft tissue.

Do you know how cold permafrost is?

Obligatory:

You’re leaving out the bit that Edward was removed from the royal line by an act of Parliament that gave legal effect to his abdication - which he then had to give his assent to. After that, his presence was simply an accounting and housekeeping issue.

Are you British? I’ve never heard the term “in good nick” but that’s an excellent one.

I legit carry cab fare (well, now it’s on my phone and it’s Uber or Lyft) when going out for my birthday because if they start singing at me, I will get up and walk out. I’ve done it twice, because people don’t believe me when I say that this is not a thing I want, ever. Sing at me at home, if you need to, but in a…

By acclaim, Sorcia McNasty’s story about the haunted truck would go in there, and I’m still going to stand by my contention that the freakiest story I ever read on here was IndianaJoan’s story “911 Calling.”

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

This happened to me once when I was housesitting. The house had external metal security screen door that locked and regular doors with deadbolts. It wasn’t the greatest neighborhood with lots of (usually) harmless homeless people hanging around so I always double checked that every door )including the heavy duty metal…

This is so much better than the impeachment. THANK YOU