Welcome  to K Klan church located in Chicago North Saint Psalm street. 

Man, if I could have been there! I’m forever jealous.

*CHEFS KISS @ THIS GIF*

When I was 18, I shared an apartment with one of my best friends from highschool. It was such a disaster. He was a total slob and was totally cheap. He was late with his share of the rent each month. He brought home really odd people from the supermarket he worked at, including his manager who was 45 years old and…

we did a similar thing in my 7th grade health class! everyone had a piece of paper on their desk that said “you are beautiful because...” and we all had to go around and anonymously write something nice on everyone else’s paper. also our teacher played “Beautiful” by Xtina on loop until everyone’s page was full. I…

I’m pretty pissed at one of my long time best friends right now. He’s been a shit friend for the last year or so and now that he finally got his first girl friend ever, shit’s just getting worse. We’ve been buddies for 20 years now (since 2nd grade). He’s currently one of my two roommates as well, which makes this…

I have lived your dream.

I will contribute to the GoFundMe to make this happen.

Let me set a stage here.

This is how one of my best childhood friends betrayed me over some petty-ass shit.

I ditched a childhood friend in junior high because I wanted to hang with the cool girls and she wasn’t one of them. Of that girl and the cool girls, guess who’s friends with me as an adult?

Let’s see. Can i tell this from the opposite perspective?

I’m reading this great book, A Distant Mirror, by Barbara Tuchman about the 14th century, specifically France.

This is a story about how a friend pettily betrayed me.

I have this dream that for some reason I’m invited on the view and I act oblivious to Meghan, like I don’t know who she is, and play dumb when she inevitably brings up John. Because of course she will, when hasn’t she in any given context? I respond with a casual “oh, your dad died? sorry to hear” as if I’m really…

I imagine his wig is lowered onto his head via robotic arm whenever he needs to leave his barometric sphere to take a call from Emperor Palpatine

You know you’ve reached Douchebag Nirvana when you finally manage to get banned from Fox News for being too offensive towards women.

Tom Petty is dead but this asshole is allowed to live?