some people get all the luck

I love this dog. I also love this dog because I also have a smoosh-faced doggie that is also named Gary.

Damn, I just followed him as well. A hot man who is both a model and a doctor? Sign me up.

Re: the last part of your comment, the “more in disappointment than malice” tone produces the absolutely sickest burns.

Seriously. Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Domhnall Gleeson, hell, Mark Hamill is looking damn sexy as the grizzled Jedi.

Not the one I deserve. I deserve Oscar Isaac or Idris Elba.

It seems perfectly consistent with Trump being POTUS.

In a world with Michael B. Jordan in it, how is it we have ended up with Blake Shelton?

Blake Shelton being anything that elicits any kind of public attention is beyond comprehension. That he isn’t the assistant manager of a struggling Subway is a wonder.

This is so beautiful. Thank you.

There’s a new Star Wars movie coming out in exactly a month filled with sexy men and this guy won instead? What is going on?!

When I saw the last bullet point, I hoped to god that it was about my favorite Gary, Gary Fisher. Thank you for delivering, Bobby. Gary is a treasure, and it used to make me so happy seeing him accompany his mama everywhere. Picture because we all could use some purity this morning:

I follow him on Instagram (and he follows me back!) and the #garymisseshismom hashtag gets me every. single. TIME.

Oh wow, there is a lot going on there...

1. Barron’s father

Firstly, I’m glad Gary is doing well because I have been wondering about that.

It sounds super petty of me, but when Carrie died I worried that Gary would be too sad. Dogs can and do grieve themselves to death. I’m glad he’s doing well.

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Gwen,

I don’t know what it means or says about me but I knew what Gary that was going to be before clicking and thought “I’m glad he’s doing good”.