Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

Caravaggio or GTFO

Ahhhh.

Bert & Ernie designed that interior. Likey!

Oh my, how I devoured comic strips as a kid...and never entirely stopped. I get a bit annoyed when the cartoonists go on vacation and have reruns printed. Sometimes I worry: what’s wrong with me—that I can’t remember what I did last week—but am often able to recall every comic I ever read, if I truly enjoyed it?

And the blood spells out Caravaggio’s name! He also put his own face on the severed head of Goliath. Boyfriend  had a LOT of guilt /redemption issues. (Most of which could’ve been avoided if he’d skipped being such an asshole, but ne’mind.)

Like the inside of Snoopy’s doghouse. Didn’t he have a pool table and an Andrew Wyeth original?

When I was a kid I had a couple: with pages falling out, turning to increasingly-dark shades of yellow. Dad must have read them at least as often as I did.

You familiar with Porkypine from the comic strip Pogo?

Gotcha. Big-ass bucket and all of the paper towels 45 threw at Puerto Ricans

First of all, unless you have a guillotine at your disposal, decapitating a large mammal is no simple task. And it’s worse when they’re fresh/still alive, ok?

So they just beheaded him a ‘little’? :0

How about Judith and Holofernes for a couple’s costume?

You’re my kind of nerd, Kelly.

Also adore Oscar. But Holy ___! someone needs to hose down that trash can!! And if that’s what the outside looks like...............!!!!

“those kids gon’ learn today.”

I can’t wait until we require people to “speak english” to stay in this country.

A ‘school’ you say?

This guy!!!