Like the inside of Snoopy’s doghouse. Didn’t he have a pool table and an Andrew Wyeth original?

When I was a kid I had a couple: with pages falling out, turning to increasingly-dark shades of yellow. Dad must have read them at least as often as I did.

You familiar with Porkypine from the comic strip Pogo?

Gotcha. Big-ass bucket and all of the paper towels 45 threw at Puerto Ricans

First of all, unless you have a guillotine at your disposal, decapitating a large mammal is no simple task. And it’s worse when they’re fresh/still alive, ok?

So they just beheaded him a ‘little’? :0

How about Judith and Holofernes for a couple’s costume?

You’re my kind of nerd, Kelly.

Also adore Oscar. But Holy ___! someone needs to hose down that trash can!! And if that’s what the outside looks like...............!!!!

“those kids gon’ learn today.”

Awesome?

In this case, we are all oscar the grouch.

Leftover Chris Christie-ism (except that Christie’s not stupid. These little palefaces behaving like the Descendants of the Cementheads).

Eeyore had some of the best lines.

Oscar’s always had a good set of boundaries. Good on him for not feeling like he has to talk to everyone who bangs on the side of his home.

I can’t wait until we require people to “speak english” to stay in this country.

A ‘school’ you say?

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Also.

This guy!!!