"Ich bin total am Anfang meinen Arsch in Candy Crush Saga gekickt!"

I swear to God, Putin. One more dick pic and we're bombing your ass back to the Stone Age.

Stupid bifocals. North Korea declared war on whom?

Hil: Über Fantastisch!

"Poke from George W. Bush. Again. Ausgezeichnet."

To: Cristina Kirchner

"What do you mean I make 75% of the salary of these two fools next to me?!?!?!"

Ha! I relayed this story to Mr. Diamonds who also is a UCC alumnus (thanks to parents who saved and sacrificed for him to attend the school). He laughed about your acquaintance and said, "What a crackpot." He said he could see living in the neighborhood surrounding the campus just because it's a nice area, but not…

I've been on it for years as well, for social anxiety. About three years ago I took a cognitive behavioural therapy session, which I found quite helpful, and decided to wean myself off the medication (under medical supervision). After a few weeks off it, I became seriously depressed (and depression was never an issue…

If he'd lost a foreleg too (I am glad he didn't) he'd basically be the pug Admiral Nelson. You and your dog sound awesome. If we should ever cross paths (I'll recognize you by the half-blind, deaf pug) I'll stand you both a glass of grog.

My daughter cried when Johnny died in 2004. She was five and it was the first time she realized that she had already missed them and would never see them live. Today was a little better, but only a little.

Hell yes! Butter is so hot right now. And yeah, I'm 30 and still get carded. Maybe worth the extra ten pounds.

Tonight is all The Ramones, all the time. Rest in peace, Tommy.

German Shepherds are the best dogs on the face of the earth. What a beauty!

My dog is nine months old as of yesterday! Here's a photo of her putting her head on the seat in the car (I was parked, don't worry). She's only started doing it recently and it's super cute.

Fiancé was on Cipralex which is basically the same. It made him gain tons of weight too. Are you open to starting a new medication? If so, Effexor and Wellbutrin both have opposite weight effects (you are more likely to lose or if nothing else not gain anymore). And also they will give you more energy instead of less.

We've got earmuffs for our two. They are great at fireworks, when we go to loud outdoor concerts (usually classical, but still loud!), and when we spend the day cheering for Daddy at sporting events. My husband might be industrially deaf, but I will fight tooth and nail to ensure my kid's hearing is unsullied until…

That picture reminds me irresistibly of a portrait, or perhaps a bust, of Admiral Lord Nelson (I couldn't find a ready picture of it on google; not sure where I saw it). If he were my dog, I do not think I could stop myself from giving him a small admiral's hat and singing "Rule, Britannia" and "Heart of Oak" whenever…