Tarantulas are awesome. They are super chill and fuzzy and I love them.

I always thought spiders with eight legs were more or less the essence of primordial monkey fear, but I was wrong. Turns out, spiders with four legs are waaaaaay more horrifying.

This is way creepier than a real spider.

Whoa. I was excited because I saw something on Twitter about you posting spiders. I love spiders. But this is very cool. Unexpected, but cool.

I will admit, the parrot had me fooled. But I look at this and think "But that looks nothing like a tarantula, the eyes are all wrong!" and I realize all the weird things I've learned being a mom to a 6 year old boy...

That was scarier than any spider.

OK, thank you for covering all the bases. HEAR THAT, EVERYONE? The bases are covered, the position has been filled and THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN. Please make sure to comment accordingly.

that's cute and all, but it's no bunny nanny.

Rabbit nanny is a job??? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME.

Sounds beautiful!

My fridge has nothing on it because it is stainless steel. Love the look, hate the lack of magnets. :-(

+6 (margin)

That's two brilliant comments in one.

I think you're right.

I reckon the answer to that question would haunt you.

That's not Dov Charney, that's an unkempt Steve Guttenberg.

Ehn, Charney Smarmy. I'm more interested in the terribly misguided UPS chic going on in this picture.