I’ve never stopped traffic. My dog, on the other hand, is so good-looking that strangers call to him from cars: “BEAUTIFUL DOG!” “WHATTA DOG!” “HEY HANDSOME!”

I have the V of W fridge magnet.

ew

Facebook isn’t ready for this jelly.

yes, yes it is

They asked to have the bottle back? That’s no way to convert you from your skepticism. I mean, you barely had a chance to let the healing gemstones work their magic.

My favourite part was Mulder looking puzzled and saying “Why’s your house so much nicer than mine?” Scully has a serious crib there. Courtyard water feature and all.

Al Bundy is my idol and my alter ego.

And in Canada, where I am.

Aramark, quality supplier of food services to meal-plan-committed university students, nursing homes ... and prisons. Seriously, they are among the worst.

OMG I DIE

This is what happens when the gummint puts too much Florine in your water.

That was perfectly executed. I loved it. I am not ashamed.

Yes. Let us have this one thing!

Eh, as a Canadian I am just joshing you.

I concur with everything you have said here and I am also laughing hysterically at “my calves definitely hoik my troos down”.

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