Not there yet...

They should stack up the wrecked cars on their lawn like bloody heads on a spike as a ruthless and savage example to outsiders.

There’re many things I must think carefully about before making a decision. This includes common daily dilemmas like “What’s for lunch?” and “Do I really need this thing on Amazon?”

This. I really have a hard time watching or listening to him talk. He just sounds so...dumb. His vocabulary isn’t that large and he can’t really craft sentences and sometimes he doesn’t seem able to follow his own thoughts. It’s just so disheartening to know that he’s representing our country.

you paint a hideous picture and by god, now I want to make tank tops illegal for men

Exactly. And with the premise of sending their kid off to school, it revitalizes the original premise of the show, having just the dynamics of these two characters that are already together. Now they’re just alone together... again. Brilliant.

I’m just hearing Cheech and Chong “man look at that rocket mmmaaannn”

Me too, because at this point, a 3G phone just crashes and hangs all the time. And I’d also like a better camera, because I’d like to put more into the little furry bastard’s YouTube channel so they might eventually earn part of their keep!

Based on this work, I thought it was Some Asshole Being Obvious.

Um, Doctor Who’s Karen Gillan, surely.

I was young-ish when the movies came out. Rewatching them as an adult... Damn, they were sexy together.

I’m sure I wasn’t the only one marvelling at Tom Hanks’s smooth-skinned crows-feet-less fresh face - and wondering if it’s thanks to genes or science (or both). Stunned to see he’s almost a decade older than Stephen Colbert.

I know I should be more upset about the harassment (I’m pretty numb to this sorta news by now), but goddammit I was watching that...

Those are somewhat immature jokes. They could stand to grow up a bit.

Steven Moffat - millions of great ideas, millions of terrible ideas, little to no ability to tell the two apart.

Who will feed Zeus and Apollo their steak?

I am not down with people thinking kids need to automatically respect adults just because they’re adults. It indicates kids’ feelings and rights to autonomy are not as important as adults. Not saying kids don’t need direction and lessons on how to conduct one’s self in public or while engaging with others, but not to…

I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.

As a survivor of the Great Ponderosa Massacre of 1997, wherein the buffet where I worked discontinued free coffee for senior citizens, I wholeheartedly endorse this as the truth. Apparently, charging 50 cents for a bottomless cup of coffee is one bridge too far and entitles you to fling a full coffee cup at your…

It was gallows humor to offset the shittiness of the reality in the second paragraph.