I ordered takeout from the fancy hotel restaurant down the block and am eating a burger and truffle fries. It’s on point. As far as cooking, we just got started with Blue Apron, and while the meals taste great, I feel like it’s more effort than I want to put in for what I’m getting out. Anyone else tried it?

Codeine cough syrup could be my one vice in life, if I lived somewhere with access to it. I hope that it is not only effective but also pleasant, as I remember it to be. (Was once quite ill in an AirBnB in Nice, and the host gave me some OTC codeine medicine that literally changed my life. Nothing has been the same…

Hubs is sick in bed, so I’m eating a takeout hamburger and truffle fries from a nearby hotel restaurant, because I can. I’ve been thinking a lot about 2016, and my goal this year is to let go of the bad. I have a tendency to hold on to negativity, giving myself terrible anxiety and generally filling my headspace with…

This is the weirdest/best thing I've seen all year.

I don't think either of those things. I just happen to prefer more creative ways to express similar meanings. Using the same words all the time is boring. Variety!

Sometimes it is the right word, but I think using curse words all the time lessens their impact.

In fact, your second sentence is a delightful exception.

Curse words don't indicate a bad person, but I do think frequent cursing indicates a certain lack of linguistic creativity.

I find it interesting/sad to see how much Kylie clearly hates the life into which she has been thrust.

I mean, she definitely wants us to have babies, but that was a perfect moment.

My husband and I flew to be with my family for Christmas. This morning my mom told us that she appreciates how he and I work together and that she respects and admires our relationship. It was the best gift I got. I also got some great actual gifts and many snuggles with my baby nephew. I'm feeling, dare I say it,…

I did that today! So satisfying and yet, not. Haha

I could literally die.

So cute. So jealous.

I have a yoga app that is amazing for when I don't feel like going out. You can pick your level, time duration and type of music. The instructions are great, and you can pause it to watch breakdowns of different poses. App is called Down Dog with a blue icon with a puppy face. Get it!

Headed to yoga now, but coming home to syrah and continuing my countdown to meet my baby nephew. I bought him a onesie with an owl on it that says, “My aunt’s a hoot,” and I can't wait to make her have him wear it.

I think I’ve posted about my friend’s terrible husband before, but I’m going to again. I changed my Facebook pic today (exciting, I know), and he posted a comment on it being like, “I thought you were supposed to be married. Where’s Mr Curiouser?” It really gets to me that he’d even post a stupid comment like that at…

I'm so excited it's Christmas time, but I'm so upset about my job. My boss is horrible, and I have anxiety constantly. I can't continue in this way!

Haha I told him after the first time or two. He laughed it off. If I continued to tell him, I think he would think I had a real problem.

I have a recurring nightmare that my husband tells me he’s gay, and I try to make it work, but the sex is just excruciating after the reveal, so we end our marriage. I always wake up afterward sweating and having a minor panic attack.