As a long-suffering Bucks who has only had foolish optimism get me through the past 25ish years all I mean to say is I’m excited about as-is Giannis. I hope more than anybody that he develops range and turns into Hakeem Olajuwon with Kevin Durant’s skills, don’t get me wrong. But the really exciting thing is if he…

He won’t leave. He’ll stay a Buck long term because... um... well... because I have irrational optimism! (I’m a Bucks fan)

For taking the piss out of a CNN blowhard and some doofus Ken Doll Ohio State farm major?

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

I was watching with some friends, and when that free kick bent through space and time to the absolute top corner of the goal where no one could have ever possibly defended it, we just agreed “I’m not even mad”.

As a starting lineup, playing 30+ minutes and being the best players on their team? 25 wins, max, with no chance of making the playoffs. They’re a great bench unit, but a BAD core.

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

Turns out Bonilla hasn’t left the house, has been eating home-grown food for two decades in fear of this.

The Brewers do as well. Perhaps a different sport, but we all know how bad they’ve been.

Going to the bear spa certainly looks more relaxing than what I’ve seen of seal clubbing.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

You sure? I heard the weekend got switched.

When Dorsey asked if he should post anything, he misunderstood when they responded with the team motto of “Gopher it!”.

It’s almost like he left room for an “e” at the end because he wasn’t sure which one to use, and then just never bothered to look it up.

Didn’t you see that animated documentary about his nerve tonic addiction?

It’s crazy that they can make all those cheesecakes in a factory and yet Subway can’t even make a decent sandwich, created individually by artists.