"Look at all the fucks I don't give!"

A train toilet?? Good grief! You might as well have had a bonk in one of the nine circles of hell.

I want to feel bad for her, but it's hard when she says shit like:

I was just thinking, she seems really intelligent, sweet, and mature for her age. Hopefully she'll grow up to be more like Shirley Temple or Jodie Foster than LiLo or Macaulay Culkin....

Her dress and her smile and her fucking ADORABLE little hair bow gah

Fuck socially acceptable. The only thing you MUST have at a wedding is an officiant. Everything else is window dressing.

My wife wants a kitten but can't bear the thought of not being at home with it ALL THE TIME while it's little. She's pushing for kitternity leave from work as we don't plan on having children and think we should still get the maternity benefits that others do. She's been unsuccessful so far.

I love what one of my cousins did. He and his now-wife got married on a beach with just their parents and the officiant in attendance. A few weeks after the wedding, they threw a big, fun reception in a building at the university he attended. They had a microbrew bar, a bunch of food stations and a killer dessert…

Rent a roller rink, serve cheap fun-tertainment center food delights, obtain several kegs (hint that people could tooootally get away with slipping in a bottle of rum) get the most shamefully teen-era music of your people and let the good times roll. This is what I would do because it's no muss no fuss and as far as…

A friend who wasn't married & had no kids threw herself a bad ass 40th birthday & registered for all the goodies she'd purchased for others. It was fantastic!

This times a zillion. Velo_boyfriend and I plan to throw a 'puppy shower' when we get a dog, and a 'not having a baby' shower because why not. If people can demand stuff when they have kids, why can't we when we add to our family?

One of the most awesome, beautiful weddings I have ever attended was on a shoestring budget. It was dry (which I think is maybe not what you are going for?) but take this plan and add booze and you are good to go.

It is possible if you do not include the word "wedding" in your plans. Basically, as soon as you add the word "wedding", everything costs 10x what it would cost if you were buying it for a regular event.

I totes get what you're saying, I guess I mean more of, can we start getting episode recaps and discussions when season 3 starts? That type of attention that she and the show really deserves. Instead of getting on Lena for not having black characters, why can't we just celebrate an awesome show with a diverse cast…

In the words of the Internet: I AM HERE FOR THIS.

Yeah, I almost died laughing when he did that. I could barely hear the rest of the scene.

I think to exclude an entire race of people from people you'd be willing to sleep with is racist. I don't think that blondes or red heads are a race of people.