It is not always light jacket weather here. It's cold and then it's burn your soul from the earth hot. Then allergies then cold again

I have not seen a schlotkzy’s since I was a kid and I still think about their sandwiches. 

This is so sweet. I am sorry for your loss. 

I just chortled. Hard. 

I want to bake a batch of your MIL’s biscuits, wrap them up, and go camping and have thick cut bacon and biscuit sandwiches. 

I want this. Right now. 

It started on Facebook. FB trolls and if you say white (Like white male), it will delete your post or ban you at worst. So this is how people get around it. 

Ayyyy  my home town I hate it!

This comment. This is top notch kinja.

I am dying laughing.

I feel like this would be amazing on a cold lamb sandwich. 

Congrats! 

Either way it makes me snicker! 

This was a wild ride from start to finish. Jesus. 

Great review, but why didn’t you just turn bluetooth off on the original device Panama until it was paired with the new device?

My last semester of high school, I only needed one class. They wouldn’t let me leave early, and since I snore, falling asleep in study halls was not an option. So I took fluff courses. One of them being foods. I loved to cook and it seemed like a no brainer. I got put into a group with a sophmore whose parents OWNED A…

The fanny pack, My god. 

Part of the problem is that parents are sending their children to these schools with no life skills. When I lived in the dorms we were evacuated at least 3 times a week because someone burned popcorn in the microwave and set off the smoke detector. We had a small kitchenette, but so many people didn’t know how to…

My head hurts. 

*Bursts into tears*