The ones in Cuba hold the toilet paper ransom until you tip them. 

Hello there!

S’okay, bust out the bigger flag! 

*SCREAMING*

My kid goes to kindergarten next year and everyone is a little alarmed how I burst into tears randomly about it. 

I want this. and I am so broke until Thursday. 

I want this. and I am so broke until Thursday. 

Yes. It is freaking hysterical. They are in this seedy ass strip club and he’s got on a boujie suit coat, tie, and pocket square, politely peeling out money for the stripper. 

OMG when they went to the strip club and Brown politely pulled out his money to throw!

If it makes for a better visual, the lady only called her Sloane once or twice. The rest of the time it was “Sloaney”

At an old job I worked at they went hard in the paint for the Diabetes foundation. Why? Because they had named our CEO to the board for no reason. LMAO

I was at hibatchi once and seated next to a woman with two kids. The girl’s name was Sloane, the boy was Striker.

I feel this dog in my soul. 

I am so tired. So, so tired. 

It could be because I only read a few of the little sisters books. I didn’t get that far in character growth for Karen, but you have given me something to think about. 

I HAAAATED Karen.

I just want you to know that I enjoy all of our articles. This is awesome. 

I just rode in here to say Fuck Karen and her fascination with Morbidda Destiny. That witchy lady was just out here trying to live her best life next to a millionare and a trash ass little girl. 

#DeportMelania

Panda Express settles in my guts wrong. Like no matter what I get. Which bums me out. 

I just installed the Wicked Whims mod and created a house of ill repute. It is bad because I am awful at building houses, but maybe I can make it better.