I loved best in show!

I just busted out laughing. 

I had a lady at my old job who would buy extra mcdonalds cheeseburgers for dinner and bring them into work for lunch. 

I get to meet him in two weeks and I am so excited!

*hands you a chocolate chip cookie* I am sorry for your today. He’s...yeah. 

I loved it. But I was a boring child. 

Mr. Wizard was an asshole!?

I just screamed. OMG

THEY MAKE DIET BAJA BLAST NOW!

THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

HONEY. BUTTER. CHICKEN. BISCUIT.

I saw this go down on facebook yesterday and Angry Orchard was acting a fool. They were muting comments of people and just being prickish. 

Happy belated anniversary! Our 10 year was 2 months ago!

Is this the guy that used to be on infomercials selling life alert?

Your comment is poetic. 

Here is the issue. I used to love cool ranch doritos... until my husband told me there was a guy he knew that smelled like spit and cool ranch doritos. I haven’t been able to stomach them since.

My child is 4. We have no free childcare (there are some that do, but you have to jump through hoops to qualify). I pay roughly 175.00 a week (160.00 euros) for child care. 

Absolutely not. 

Thank you so much for providing for students like me. I was one of those who didn’t know where my next meal was. Thanks to teachers like you and faculty that cared, I am a college graduate with a decent job. I pass along the kindness as best as I can. 

This. So much this.