They want the virgin who’s a demon in the sack, and they want the ‘50s housewife who earns like a career woman. Shy, yet assertive! Complex, yet simple!

Frankly I find the passenger vanity mirror falling off more troubling. Like, is that the level of attention given to all trim pieces?

Holy shit. Their issues scare me more than mediocre ride quality. If I’m spending $50k+ on a car, I don’t want to live at the dealer dealing with non-stop error messages.

It’s easier to get those numbers when you had around 100 dealers at the time of pre-orders.

Unbelievable...that’s like 1980's Daewoo quality. Except the Daewoo didn’t cost $56,000.

Did the CEO of BMW in 1974 have a cult of personality that worshipped everything he said?

Saw a Model 3 this weekend.

Cue up an Elon Musk tirade on Consumer Reports and how “ancient” they are along with a “Who still uses them anyway?” comment in 3, 2, 1...

Modern democratic politicians are cowards, sell-outs and losers. Let’s face it, theres only one person that can save the democratic party and our country, and I think we might finally have the technology to bring him back.

The sad thing is that Cuomo, Nixon, and Clinton are the best that the Democratic party can come up with.

Hot take: political experience is overrated and doesn’t actually matter, and a person’s values matter far more than how long they’ve been a politician

I think it’s actually better for Cynthia that HRC is not endorsing her.

Ma’am, I’m simply trying to keep the spirit of ye olde Gawker Comment Section alive.

Ignore the haters. That was funny.

While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

Meoooow...the fur is a-flyin’ in this profile.*

I hope the initial seating was next to the Ambassador from Zambia.

From the entire Trump Administration I always get a “why are you plebeians not happy we are willing to slum to fix your country” vibe. I am absolutely horrified that all of the Trump sporting red MAGA hat wearing base think these people give a crap about them.

She snubbed me before I could snub her!

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. Think about that.