I bet I could fit all the Republicans and gun owners who would vote for Bernie in my broom closet.

Same here. I am told you don’t even need a passport or a visa. You just show up and everything is handed to you.

Walmart’s stock is tanking so maybe they hired some hackers to instill righteous indignation among their competitor’s uptight customers? “Shop at Walmart. Roll back prices on piles of cheap shit. No porn! Just crap!”

To the folks who “threw down their things” and stormed out, I wanna see your internet browser history, you pervy hypocritical drama queens.

There weren’t enough blueberries in the muffins and the envelopes sent back east to Carmine’s crew were getting too thin.

If you close your eyes, he sounds exactly like Larry David. When he gets heated about something, he sounds like Larry David doing George Steinbrenner on Seinfeld.

I don’t get the fascination with pizza rat at all. I lived in New York in the 70’s and let me tell you, rats were hauling away things a hell of a lot bigger than a slice of pizza back then.

I think it is a JC Penny suit with a sign that says “1 out of 1 women I paid to say so claim that I am great in bed and HUGE.”

I enjoy the surprised compliments “sent from my iPhone” gets me. They all basically imply: “Wow, you are old, are lucid enough to email people, and from a mobile device no less. Good for you!”

A lot of these sorts of things happen when you get old. Not a runner? Take it from grandma, hun, weird and gross shit happening to your body is coming whether you run or not.

With her aversion to invoices she will feel right at home in Washington.

I don’t know how to do what he does so that more than likely makes me the idiot. There is a difference between having highly specialized intelligence and emotional intelligence. I think the environment he works in is ridiculous and is a culture of constant self-congratulation that rewards juvenile selfishness and…

Because they think they are necessary and people who can’t do what they do are not. Receiving endless perks and groupthink training reinforces their worldview.

My daughter could have done worse, but my husband and I feel that he works in a kindergarten for adults who know how to code. I really shouldn’t complain since he taught me how to use a VPN so I can watch Downton Abbey live on British TV long before its released in the U.S.

His office provides free unlimited snacks, daily nap times and frequent field trips to cool places for team building in addition to benefits that would make Swedes feel third-world. Did I mention the cereal bar and the bouncy castle? That’s just the world we live in, I guess.

I doubt it. They all think they are smarter than they actually are. I just hope the money lasts long enough to put my grandchildren through college.

If a tech guy making 100k is renting a futon in someone’s apartment for 2 grand a month, I hate to think where a bus driver has to live.

And who make lots of money inventing ways to make most humans obsolete.

My son-in-law works in tech in San Francisco and like almost all of his colleagues who developed this wonderful “sharing economy” for everyone, they get really confused when regular people like their bus drivers want more than they are given. Don’t they realize that in the near future self-driving buses will put them…

I’d fluff for free.