Same here. I am told you don’t even need a passport or a visa. You just show up and everything is handed to you.

Walmart’s stock is tanking so maybe they hired some hackers to instill righteous indignation among their competitor’s uptight customers? “Shop at Walmart. Roll back prices on piles of cheap shit. No porn! Just crap!”

To the folks who “threw down their things” and stormed out, I wanna see your internet browser history, you pervy hypocritical drama queens.

There weren’t enough blueberries in the muffins and the envelopes sent back east to Carmine’s crew were getting too thin.

If you close your eyes, he sounds exactly like Larry David. When he gets heated about something, he sounds like Larry David doing George Steinbrenner on Seinfeld.

I enjoy the surprised compliments “sent from my iPhone” gets me. They all basically imply: “Wow, you are old, are lucid enough to email people, and from a mobile device no less. Good for you!”

A lot of these sorts of things happen when you get old. Not a runner? Take it from grandma, hun, weird and gross shit happening to your body is coming whether you run or not.

With her aversion to invoices she will feel right at home in Washington.

According to my brother-in-law who listens to Rush religiously, El Rushbo said NASA was defunded by Obama and the money allocated to muslim outreach and NASA is so broke that the pictures/evidence possibly are fake and just a marketing alliance with the makers of the new Matt Damon Martian movie.

If the campaign coffers are running low, he should sue the surgeon who did his gastric bypass surgery.

Well, Clive Owens is sexy.

After forty years of marriage, porn keeps things hot. We just had to find porn that has something for both of us. For me, it’s anything with that James Deen. That young man gets me there every time.

I agree. Sometimes I am just too tired for sex but more than happy to be a vocal cheerleader for my husband or help out at the very end. My fappachino, I call it.

One of my grandsons is in a gay frat, which is apparently a thing now. I was a slut in the 60’s and had slutty gay friends in the 70’s, but when I asked him for details I needed to refresh my drink.

Straight people who have “issues” with gay people will never go see this movie so the director’s alleged motivation for making the “hero” a white MASCULINE-acting man is absurd and makes me wonder what his own issues are. Some of the biggest homophobes I have met are gay men.