AND LINDA KOHLMEYER! STOP USING SOME SURPLUS 486 RUNNING WINDOWS 95 IN SPRINGFIELD TO SELECT RANDOM NUMBERS AND HAVE A NICE WOMAN WITH A CORNY SENSE OF HUMOR AND PUNS DRAW PING PONG BALLS FROM AN AIR-FILLED MACHINE AS GOD INTENDED!

He posted on Instagram that he's definitely back.

No good TV comes out of Charleston (not even counting their terrible local TV stations with 1980's-like newscasts, including an ABC affiliate that's on a freaking .2 on a MYNETWORKTV station!); back in 2005 when Ion Television was in that weird 'almost all informercial' period between Pax TV and Ion, they were called…