I have a similar theory: one’s internal ugliness eventually reaches the exterior and thus one because a truly ugly individual. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the living presentation of this phenomenon. 

I wish that last sentence didn’t check out, but I spent about two years going to different Army doctors and nurse practitioners for a women’s health problem that a civilian doctor I saw after I got out solved in maybe five minutes, so...

Just because she’s a billionaire doesn’t mean FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS is not a generous donation. That’s huge and unprecedented in the repro rights/health research world. It also means she still has plenty of money to donate to other worthy organizations who can put it to good use. Why rag on a nice thing?

Then the cops and politicians need to step up and end this.

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

Police are never powerless. If they aren't doing something, it's because they don't want to. 

I don’t know. They’ve shed a lot of light on who gets abortions in this country, and it’s not poor minorites who think abortion is regular birth control.

Of course, they completely ignore all the people who circulated pictures of Obama being lynched. Their hypocrisy fails to surprise me, but it never fails to disgust me.

It’s worth noting that Ohio is one of the most gerrymandered states out there. The legislature may be 64-35, but the state is more like 55-45 at most. In an equitable legislature, this bill goes nowhere, but now it’ll probably pass and go into law. Because Republicans have gerrymandered themselves a supermajority.…

He looks great with facial hair.

It is exhausting. I’ve been married 33 years and one thing I’ve learned, marriage is a constant negotiation. It is worth it, but, holy mo! 

As an American, this upsets me to an irrational degree. The whole administration was a dumpster fire and my country has structural problems, so no, this is not the most egregious thing ever. But still, to wear such a tasteless, trashy, “fuck u haterz” jacket knowing full well that she was supposed to be representing…

Tired of the “Trump sucked” genre of books. Begging y’all to stop buying these books and to stop paying attention to these grifter vultures. They are making bank picking over the rotten carcass of Trump’s presidency, whose disastrous term they helped manifest. Why do we keep rewarding the fuckers who enabled Trump…

If a vagrant broke into a shuttered K-Mart and started selling house brand Brad Pitts, they would look like this guy.

Holy shit.  That burn melted my face.  

“when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk”

Whenever I think that I’ve reached the maximum amount of hatred toward him, I find new levels. 

Just send the same bill to him again, tell him that section 230 has been deleted, and get him to sign it.

. . . wait, which result am I supposed to be hoping for?