We lived in Nashville (aka NashVegas) a couple of different times through the years. When people ask me how I liked living in the mid-south (I didn’t), to be polite, I say, “They don’t value education as much as we do in the north”. Now, I know that’s saying something considering the state of education, but come on.

What did poor lead ever do to you!? :p

And I feel the same way. I’ve said that Trump is the first person whose grave I want to poop on.

Excellent choices, may I say?

I always say I like to BE up, I just don’t like to GET up.

It’s good drizzled on a banana too. “Health” food.

But I always imagined that they had a cutesy baby talk phase too.

Agreed. I work for a grocery delivery service and if we shop an order and the customer isn’t there to accept it when we get there (as in, the delivery time frame THEY set up), we have to take the food back to the store. Every bit of it is thrown away, never opened. It went out the door, so now it goes in the dumpster.…

From your mouth to God’s ears.

There’s a Twitter feed called Michigan Problems and half of the posts are weather related.

Rain is absolutely ruining my week, and it’s only Tuesday. It’s the goddamn middle of May; why the hell is it 40 degrees and spraying outside? This is gross. Fuck you, northeast.

My dad (also MI), always phrased it “Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra.”

Argentina. Spanish would be his first language.

LOL, spoken like a true Southerner (I’m assuming). :D

I had grits bowl at a local restaurant that had said grits, a fried, runny yolk egg, pork belly, and rhubarb compote. It was divine.

I fell in love with Crock Pot steel-cut “overnight oats” when I got a recipe from Alton Brown.

Oh, Molto Atletico

Can mid-Michigan come with?

washed-up pole dancer from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride

I can guarantee you that Michigan will probably be the LAST in the nation to do so since Dart Container has its world headquarters in my home town.