Yes. Or a Wendy’s Frosty with their fries. Very good.

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Didn’t Sarah Palin call herself a Mama Bear? Just sayin...

God bless you. Best. movie. evah.

OMG, I do that to (Michigan here). I guess I just always think people want to know the great deal I got on this Banana Republic sweater that still had the TAGS on it and was only $3 because no one had bought it in the past 2 months and I got it at this very cool consignment shop just down the.... hey, where are you…

It’s even better for breakfast: bread (the crust) and fruit (generally). Throw a little whip cream on there (or go the lazy route and just pour a little milk like I do) and you’ve added your dairy.

OMG, why did I read that definition?

Oh my friends, read the legal deliciousness that the Electronic Frontier Foundation laid down on Zillow. EFF letter to Zillow in response to McMansion Hell kerfuffle

It’s almost like women don’t want to die. RIDICULOUS. Do you know how many times I’ve eaten chicken skin off my wife’s plate on its way from the table to the sink? All of the times. I’m 80 percent chicken skin. Men have their issues, but they know damn well to enjoy the best parts of things.

I will provide a money-back guarantee that you will feel full of smug self-righteousness about your own place after viewing the monstrosities she so lovingly skewers. :D

When it comes back up, GO GO GO! It’s brilliant. It’ll be a brain drain for a while though cause you just can’t stop reading it. Kind of like binge watching.

She is seriously straight up brilliant. Her more educational pieces are fascinating, but her mockery is something Rabelais would cherish.

OMG, I wanted to go to that because Thievery Corporation is going to be there. Then I looked at the prices and thought, “Oh h*** no.”

they offer up a Wealth Care Bill.

Well, at least he didn’t say “girls”.

Oh, Representative Waters, you wonderful, excellent woman, you.

I have a small cadre of people I follow in Twitter, with a separate precious little folder called Twitter on my browser tool bar:

Sorry, Emily Post states that the only way to eat Kraft Mac n’ Cheese is: “... directly from the pot with a wooden spoon or other utensil

Hail and well met, fellow country dweller, gardener. Mmmmm, fresh carrots, warm from God’s good earth.

The Scorpions!?