For realz. I grew up in WNY and the Bills are the team of a 1,000 sorrows .... And yet I just can't quit them.

Yeah, I kinda thought, isn’t that like that terrible “Mom” show?

TOTAL aside, but I heard Eddie Vedder sang the Empire Carpet jingle at one of his concerts back in Chicago.

Oh Madge. Girl.

I had that very thought about Geddy. And someone needs to keep an eye on Tom Petty.

Boo. Yah!!!!

“BAM $5 million to Planned Parenthood!!!”

When I was pregnant I dreamt that I gave birth to a cat. Not a litter, and not even a kitten ... A full-grown cat.

That ice cube is the bomb f-ing everything.

My kindergartener stayed home today with his dad because he has a cold. Dad, on his way out the door to go pick up other kid, says kindergartener was a prince, quiet all day. Now my child is acting like a terrier that was just let out of his kennel. I’m now in the bath with a tumbler of wine. F**k Heidi and the…

“Tom Petty” ... *snork*

When I was little my dad used to say “I’m <paternal Buckingham’s name> and you’re not.”

“Placards of bullshit” : yesssssss.

Right? That damned Minion-themed shit just about breaks my rage-o-meter.

Was just about to recommend Purdue OWL when I saw Margaret Jean’s post. For sure check it out.

Yea for kicks other people can see/feel! I remember the first time my husband saw the fetus kick—it moved the book I was balancing on my tummy (Curtis Sittenfeld’s “American Wife,” BTW). Enjoy shopping!

Good luck on the job! And you are making me super glad that we're past the toddler years ...

May I suggest Keri Noble’s “Watch Me Walk” for an empowering alternative to Adele?

I’ve experienced a fuckton of unexpected loss over the last few years, and I can’t overestimate the power of a simple “I love you and I’m here for you.”

I ❤️ The nighttime lavender, and the soothing oatmeal. It will be a sad day when my son puts up the hand and demands some Dial.