Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my buzzsaw.
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Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.
It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…
And you don't have to face the tears!
Maybe i am an overly cynical bitch, but I think the reasons why so many movies/tv shows etc. wallow in the problems of the rich are not limited to "well, I'm rich and I think my problems are more important than anyone else's."
That's not what I said at all. I said that having money objectively makes many aspects of life easier, and to pretend otherwise is insulting to people struggling with boredom/loneliness on top of not having a house.
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Him throughout this whole movie.
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I really don't have much more to say than this. Thank you so much for everything.
Um, no. That is some bullshit.
Sigh, I just don't get it. (BTW, totally knew it was you, a Southerner, Kelly, when I read "slap out of patience." Love that expression.)
It jumped out of a second story window...
That is a really smart woman.
A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…
This won't win the pissing contest because it's only partially about a crazy animal, but it's a cute story.
A friend of mine died. I was really sad. I was sitting outside missing her on a bench outside of work on a beautiful sunny day. A lovely orange butterfly landed on my knee and hung out there for several minutes. It cheered me up immensely, and flew away.
I was chilling on this little beach in Thailand for a few weeks. There was one path from the beach that took you through the food shacks up to the huts all the rock climber/tourists lived in. I was coming back from breakfast with my two friends. We were carrying bananas in our hands for a snack later. Out of nowhere a…
How can I "approve" that story? I hope the dog eventually turned on his master
Alright this isn't that amazing but it was hilarious at the time and I still laugh about it twenty years later.
Birds, mostly poultry, hate me. I have been attacked on sight on more then one occasion.
1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.