Based on your story, I'm almost certain she has antisocial personality disorder.

My first college roommate was this girl. She legit has an episode of Law and Order SVU inspired by her. Fortunately, she only reached her full-unmedicated potential after we parted ways.

I had a roommate that:

Paula Deen has always been a mess, I see.

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

Oh hell yes I have a bad roommate story.

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

I know you don't realize it, but disparaging their Rolex as "upper middle class" makes you sound like a cunt as well.

Yes... yes YES. I was sooo not here for Nicki's fake ass "I support women! This industry is so male dominated! But fuck you bitches" act that she tried to pull. How do you go from "supporting women" to tearing down the other female rappers in your category in one breath?

Why did you dismiss my comment about Chuck D being a college graduate? Do you think education makes hip-hop artists inauthentic? Because if you do, you have issues that can't be so easily dismissed, my friend.

Meanwhile, I still cannot land the jet on the NES Top Gun game.

this word you use, it does not mean what you think, I think....

It's actually not, though. A commenter upthread explained why :

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?