Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

JGL is everything.

I had to go to the JGL link to figure out what was being talked about. Looked at the picture for a good minute or so thinking, "Is it because he looks like he's swatting at sometime?"

I am 100% serious when I say that you're better off doing shots till dawn than downing this crap. At the very height of my hard-partying college years just one can made me vomit. Beware.

Which is better? Hmm, well, I got through 15 seconds of Miley before I had to turn it off and 32 seconds of Lana... so Lana? But only that which-four-loko-flavor-do-you-want sort of way...

So what you're telling me is that in addition to walking with my keys between my knuckles I should be investigating hooks and electrical outlets in bathroom stalls and dressing rooms?

I live in Ga and this was on the news. They had a segment about the people rallying around the victim. It was definitely refreshing to hear.

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

While I hate these kinds of dresses, I gotta be honest. If I looked like Rihanna, I'd be mowing the lawn in this shit.

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about eating an entire box of Walker's Shortbread yesterday. Ingredients: Wheat flour, butter, sugar, salt. I'm especially proud that sugar is the THIRD ingredient. ::waddles off::

it sure is... How does Mark not know that a cinnabon doesn't have any honey on it.

I'm so angry, I don't know where to begin.

For me, it's the very contrast between light airy delicate summer dresses and heavy solid cold marble is part of the fascination. Makes perfect sense to me and I'll bet it was pretty challenging to do.

It's Marbleous! (I'm sorry)

My favorite Beyoncé impression:

Beyghazilluminatielevator100thproblemgate.

I am Tailypo and I approve this message.

Isn't that Mac from Sunny in Philadelphia?

I'm weirdly digging the low-rent threads.... so refreshing to see to see a white bearded guy dressed poorly in a non-ironic way.

#ifyouscaredcallthatreverend