Shit. This means Beth dies because the evil ACLU wouldn’t let her classmates pray her to better health.

I constantly get these sort of Hank Scorpio vibes from him. Not so much in the likability arena, but as someone who has been able to come up various concepts (some radical), make them reality, give people jobs, give people hope, etc...but despite it all, he’s up to some really sinister shit in the background.

To “other” the illiterate isn’t funny.

It’s not just about this actor. What is the core of the joke? That Lea Michele is illiterate. Why is that funny? Because there’s no way a successful and talented person could be successful and talented and not be able to read and write. Surely there aren’t people like that in the real world, right? Not in the one in…

any excuse to share this and make fun of jared:

I make an exception in the case of exhibitionists like Ms. Emily here. She actually doesn’t have my consent to impose her nudity on me. Funny to me that attractive hetero women who make money from their conventional looks are always the ones who hide behind this shield of empowerment. It’s bullshit. I don’t want to…

Lin-Manuel’s personal heritage has nothing to do with the line from Hamilton. It’s not autobiographical.

I have had so many therapists tell me I need to allow myself to grieve for the woman I lost when I was raped. It’s been over a decade, and the grief comes out sporadically, often at completely random times. Lately, with the news full of #MeToo and a constant influx of men being unmasked, the near-constant triggering…

Victim sounds like a dead person. Or someone who is forever at the mercy of their perpetrator. Like you know how when people die, they say if you die traumatically, you become a ghost, living in a loop of your trauma. That’s what it reminds me of. Someone who is stuck forever.

You should look at their proposal for an after-school group.

We truly live in the Upside-Down where the Satan worshipers are the de-facto good guys.

This makes sense! And yes, the freakin denim cutoffs?! Give me a break. I also thought Carly Rae Jepsen was an odd choice to do the voice of Odette...and why was the boy lead so clumsy & falling down all the time? I have to assume they were going for endearing & quirky but it just came off as: this kid has some sort…

Seriously, I just want competent candidates that won’t get taken down by a scandal who can win. They don’t have to be my best friend. It’s not like it’s Al Franken saying he wants to run. If FDR came back from the grave and said he wanted to run again, I’d say let’s see how he does in the primary.

He would be the best thing to happen to all of us so fuck right off for shitting on him. Joe’s a great man.

Sorry what in the world could be possibly wrong with someone with experience on the Democratic side of the aisle throwing themselves in the ring as a contender whether they would be your first choice or not? Also by the way, please show me the exemplary art of positioning yourself for a presidential run and not…

I mean, if we’re talking best, Musee Mechanique and its profound weirdness have to top the list, right? And that only costs as much as you’re willing to convert into quarters. You can easily follow someone else around and wait for them to feed some quarters into the orchestrion.

Yes, after I said I wouldn’t waste my afternoon I totally did. The most detailed explanation seemed to say that it started as a consensual relationship and then when she broke up with him he raped her on set. I mean, I know, allegedly. (Because I don’t think she has said this happened.) But it was a horrifying story…

Thank you. I was just about to lose my afternoon down that wormhole.

Hmm... looks like John Mulaney was wrong. You CAN do a heist with all women.

No they didn’t.