Alright, this one just happened a month ago, but the following events are true and, at the time, incredibly scary.

When my daughter was less than a year old, I went into her room before going to bed to check on her. I go in, she’s not in her crib. Panicking, I run over, she’s not there. No blankets, no pillows, no animals. Just a bare mattress. I look around the room in a full-blown panic attack, look back at the crib.

I actually directed an adaptation of Lord of the Flies in college that was cast entirely with women (which the exception of the pig, which was a male). Everything was kept as-is, and it was actually a pretty cool experiment to see the tonal shift once the violence and sadism is introduced.

Due to a traumatic incident as a child, which I struggled to come to grips with throughout my adolescence, I delved into a dark period of self-mutilation and addiction. When I was 18, home from my first year at college, my mother discovered my addiction. She yelled, smashed all of my paraphernalia, cried, and then…

I think the more disturbing part is the word “lynch” on there. It seems that it’s supposed to be Loretta Lynch possibly, but there’s clearly a more disturbed reason for including her name here, right at where her throats would be.

SPOT-FUCKING-ON gif usage, my friend.

Zing!

You are doing god’s work.

Lewandowski called volunteer efforts by previous presidents “platitudes,” adding, “Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens. He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

These are the things about this asshole that really get to me. These seemingly small slights, these insignificant (to him) displays of power. He is a truly shitty human being; no compassion, no sense of humanity, no respect. Just a pile of dog shit in an ill-fitting suit.

I do agree that the majority of the time, it’s true. I just feel like I’ve heard so many scummy “I won’t tell if you won’t...”

Thank you, although I have a slight correction:

This (fictional) girl is a hero. And the (male) principal’s response that he’s in over his head is pathetically apt.

Being in a possible dangerous situation once a few years ago, I legitimately had the thought “if this guy tries something, at least I may possibly be taken seriously. After all, I’m married with a young child.”

Reading both your and jinni’s comments made me tear up. Because it’s so fucking true.

As the number of serial killers/serial rapists who showed sincere interest in or even tried to become cops show. It’s terrifying how many dangerous and immoral people are drawn to the power and authority that comes with being a cop.

It’s just not fair. These poor men just want to have sex. Why do those damn women have to fight it? IT’S SO HARD TO BE A MAN SOMETIMES.

I don’t know you darling, but you are fucking KILLING IT on the Internet today.

I feel like Billy Beer should be the cheapo beer of choice in the White House.

Ahh! You beat me to it.