Yup. I worked for a private women’s organization who refused to offer me any sort of maternity leave. Short-term disability, paid family leave, and my own vacation time, and even that they fought tooth and nail on (they knew they couldn’t deny me those things, so they tried to pressure me to come back as early as…

This is most definitely the part of maternity leave that is never acknowledged. I only needed maybe three weeks to physically recover from childbirth, but I was damned if anyone expected me back earlier than the four months I was able to cobble together. I just had a baby that I kinda wanted to hang out with and…

You get all of the stars for that STELLAR use of gifs.

Silly, she’s a WOMAN. God has no use for a woman once her baby-maker has entered retirement.

I’ve seen both, and I recommend you keep your love pure, and stay clear.

I can appreciate that, but Don is essentially the long-lost twin of my father-in-law, so I feel pretty weird going there.

I just read that five times in a row, and now my brain hurts. Huh? Wha? Zuh?

I was sincerely heartbroken when I heard yesterday, and hoped it was one of those cruel, viral pranks. Once confirmed, I texted my entire immediate family, which quickly led to an epic thread of Gene Wilder quotes and a plan to view Young Frankenstein this Saturday as a family (with both brother and sister traveling…

I’m in pain. And I’m wet. AND I’M STILL HYSTERICAL!

He made a reappearance on several episodes of Will & Grace, and was MAGNIFICENT.

Well done. Full points awarded all-around.

I will never get over my love of these types of stories. I also think it serves as a powerful reminder of what the world was like for women less than 100 years ago. That during a difficult time, her education was deemed significantly unimportant compared to that of her brothers; yet in spite of that, her thirst for…

I was always far more prone to Devon Sawa obsession than Leo. My best friend and I freeze-framing on the scene in “Now and Then” when he crouches down to pick up his underwear was a defining moment for the 12-year old me.

“He also can’t act unless someone throws a bucket of water on him. Every movie he’s in, there’s at least one scene where he gets dripping wet. Without that water, he has no talent.”

Bill Paxton was dreadful in that most scenes.

The good one.

My favorite thing on the Internet right now.

Say it with me kids.

You are a true artist of satire, and I applaud you.

BOOM.