That is fucking HORRIFIC.

You and I are the same person.

I am in love with you.

My husband’s favorite comment during pregnancy pains/labor pains/post-birth pains/nursing pains was “better you than me.” Always a laugh afterwards.

OH MY GOD HOW HAS IT BEEN 20 YEARS ALREADY ISTILLLOVEYOUDEVONSAWA!!!!!!!!!!!

She did state that she was breastfeeding, which I took as the reason why her child was with her.

As she stated, she had arranged childcare for DURING class and would see to the baby between classes.

I think you’re mainly thinking of English/Irish/Scottish food, which generally speaking is pretty bland. However, French/Italian/Greek/Spanishfood is bomb. All European.

I remember my mom ripping me a new one when I came home in high school with a package of “fashion bindis.” According to her, it’s like, wrong to “take something that has deep cultural significance to someone and use it as a stupid fashion accessory” and “no daughter of hers was going to be that insensitive.”

I don’t care, I’ll shout it from the mountaintops...

Super weird, inappropriate, and quite presumptuous. Also, creepy that you are essentially going to be the incubator for her unrealized dreams of having a daughter.

I literally had someone ask me if/when we were having our next kid THE DAY I came home from the hospital with my first one. The glare I gave her could have turned a bitch to stone.

You get all the stars for that one, my friend.

MAAAAAATTTTT.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF HIM.

She never consented to sex with a woman named Gayle. She consented to sex with a man named Kye. Rape by deception.

What kind of loser retweets himself? Does he also like his own status updates on Facebook? Or tag himself in his own photos on Instagram?

Watch out for the over-aggressive patient with Alzheimers.

Saltines are delicious.