I think it's lazy, half-assed parenting. You give into every whim and indulgence? Then you never have to teach them anything except that throwing a fit gets them what they want. Then they grow up, and rely on the rest of the world to teach their bratty, entitled adult children that they don't get everything they…

"In theory, we buy our kids all the crap they want to keep them happy..."

Hate the themes, the perpetual female victim (even when she engages in, quite frankly, pedophilia) and yet...

This honestly feels like an article from "The Onion." So ridiculous.

And now I have cried twice in about 3 minutes.

Agreed.

I've suffered from migraines for years, and every doctor I've ever seen for it has told me "try masturbating." Hearing it spoken so matter-of-fact, and being told by a medical professional that it is truly good for you has helped release some of the stigma.

Definitely. The brilliance of the original is that you are as clueless as Rosemary as to what's going on. You get that the Castevets are weird, maybe a little off, but things unfold to the audience at the same speed they unfold to Rosemary. You never see Guy ask them for help, you just see him all of a sudden…

And yet, the first one is so damn creepy by not taking itself too seriously. It finds all the points of humor (particularly with the Minnie and Laura Louise characters), which makes the darker moments that much more impactful. If you just go dark and serious throughout the whole thing, it just won't have the same…

That top photo is so gorgeous.

EXACTLY. Thank you for that.

I freaking love Mia Farrow in "The Purple Rose of Cairo." Also "Broadway Danny Rose" and "Radio Days." Interestingly enough, some of her best work was done with Woody Allen.

"Oh my god Becky. Look at her butt. It is so big..."

Dance class AND donuts? You are winning at parenting.

Aww, that reminds me of my mom. Her famous quote was "Are you bleeding out of your ears? Are you dead? Then you're fine."

"The Case of the Ignorantly Racist Windbags."

Ahh, yes. HIGHLY edumacated folks of course. Some of them even know a few words in Brazilian.

I was just saying last night what a freaking great character he is, and how the actor clearly loves playing this douchebag character.

Yeah, I think he gets a bit of that. But they definitely think anyone who speaks Spanish and isn't from Spain must be Mexican. Cuz the geography of North and South America goes like this: Canada (America-light), AMERICA!!!!!!!!WAHOO!!!!!, Mexico, some weird stuff that's really just Mexico, and Brazil.

Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I hate that kind of ignorance.