People. They're just the worst.

I don't know why it's considered a Christmas song. Because of "brown paper packages tied up with string" and "snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes"? Bit of a stretch.

I believe any kind of sexual contact (which doesn't necessarily mean just straight sex) would be illegal. Similar to molestation; it just has to be actions with a sexual intent.

When I was 13, a classmate got pregnant and had a baby with a 22 year old she was dating. I remember being creeped out, even at that very young age. I have trouble understanding what type of well-minded adult would want to be with a teenager. My husband and I are 9 years apart, but we met as adults, in college, and…

Also, "ghetto people"? Really?

There are few things in this world I love more than a good, somewhat unsolved, gruesome, historical murder.

Imaginary babies need THE MOST attention.

I am coughing at work to cover up the laughs.

I'm currently dealing with this crap with my SIL. I'm pregnant and she's been criticizing me for choosing a hospital birth. It's my first baby, I have epilepsy; if I have a seizure during labor they put me into emergency c-section. But she thinks that I'm being "too negative" and that if I went the natural route…

I love you and your sick sense of humor.

My aunt had her period (or something resembling her period) all the way through her pregnancy. I can imagine being tricked by that, "I feel like crap but I'm still bleeding every month, so I must be okay." I still don't understand how someone can go full-term without knowing. I think a lot of denial must play a…

Yeah, that is RIDICULOUS. I'm white, but there are plenty of PoC who could definitely trace their lineage back in America much farther than I can.

"People equate 'white' with 'American'."

Why, WHY does anyone think this is an appropriate question to ever ask anyone, EVER? I'm really sorry that you get faced with that kind of bullshit ignorance on what seems like a fairly regular basis.

I think it's about what the couple themselves feel is fair. I know a couple that the wife works and he stays home, and keeps the house impeccable, during the week. But on the weekends, if they have a party or something, it's fair game and they both share the cleaning equally. It's about what you are both…

You know, sometimes I like to pretend like guys like this don't exist. Just for a little bit. Then I go out into the world...

That sounds fairly disordered. Cleaning before you eat? I get cleaning up as you go along, but that's bizarre.

My husband and I split chores evenly based on what we as individuals hate/prefer to do. I hate vacuuming and cleaning floors, he doesn't mind it; he does it. He hates laundry and I don't mind; I do it. The time and effort is split evenly, we're both totally comfortable with it. Whoever cooks that night doesn't…

That's why I brought the $$$ into the story, not because I felt I bought her $$$, but because I thought I was laying some type of foundation. Its not that I want to ruin her new relationship or her life, it's how could she humiliate me like that and get off scott free?

Yup. Because the money a man spends on a girl is tantamount to the quality of the relationship. Plus, all us gals are just materialistic, money-grubbing gold diggers!