“But it’s 2017, and every person who buys a Switch is one more person who won’t want to carry their 3DS around.”

So G is supposed to be the love-child of Abraham Lincoln and Uncle Sam?

“Blanka...haven’t heard that name in years...”

I’m very curious to learn more about the school of Buddhism Ryu adheres to which has meditation practices that invoke such theatrically-staged visions full of gratuitous crotch shots.

Good on you brother. I used to be that way with Todd Howard, oh it’s made by Todd, insta buy day 1, then Fallout 4 happened and never again. You just can’t trust anyone anymore.

Well yeah, but, that games was made by an entire team of brilliant people. This is being made by just a sliver of that (although seemingly an important piece). We’re yet to see how he performs outside of that team, so I would be cautious. It’s not the first time someone famous failed outside their team environment.

The joke’s gonna be on everybody else when it turns out the gameplay is a match-3 puzzle game/kart racing hybrid.

I’m beginning to worry about the cult of personality that seems to be popping up around Kojima. We’re three trailers deep now and we still haven’t seen a hint of gameplay, but Kojima is surrounded by high profile directors, actors, and gaming personalities calling him a genius and saying they’ll do anything for him.…

“Don’t you understand? Good Games aren’t about playing, they’re about Story! Games are art, not a toy you insipid plebe!”

You’ll see gameplay five hours into the game. :p

The entire time watching this trailer I just thought to myself, when are we actually going to see gameplay? It’s hard to get excited for a game when you don’t even know what type of game it is. And no, the game being made by Hideo Kojima isn’t enough for me to buy it.

Haven’t the foggiest. Mostly just memeing. Though I love the match of Pikachu and DeVito’s gravel voice.

Two days ago I got into my first car accident. Nobody was hurt and I’ve got good insurance but the towing and the deductible are rough. Especially right now, with Christmas right around the corner.

No Danny DeVito, no buy >:(.

It may not be Danny DeVito, but I’ll take it.

It’s dumb to include the costumes in the 100% run if it means a quarter of the run time is just grinding that one repetitive, no-skill area for hours and hours.

Oh c’mon just go with the joke already you salted pickle.

I find a lot of advertisements more disturbing in any sense than the content I choose to watch.

“Kotaku Editor Jason Schreier delays the release of information on new game, ‘Insane Franchise Sequel Number 6’, amidst fact checking scandal”

Everyone thought the internet ushering in an age of information was a good thing, but it’s actually facilitated the spread of misinformation on a massive scale. It’s really fucking alarming.