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You’re forgetting that Gawker Media only hires racists.

Sadly it’s become a thing to lump all white people together. Because ALL of us are racist right?

I’ve had people walk up and touch my hair several times and I’m about as ‘white’ as you can get.

Its not just white people that like to do this and it doesnt just happen to women. Shit used to happen to me a lot in high school and college.

It’s so bizarre. In highschool people all wanted to touch my jew fro.

Oh, I see how it is white girls. When you want to touch someone’s hair, you’re just “curious” and “envious of someone’s beautiful hair.”

Pro gamers should choose names like these:

I agree w/ this content and I’d like to add a tip to nearly every esports commentator I’ve ever listened: take some lessons on professionalism when using a microphone. It’s absolutely ridiculous how many of you assholes scream into your mics or devolve into incoherent verbal diarrhea as action happens. I find The…

I agree, but mainly just because handles are not professional. Various companies may have origins of all kinds, gaming origins are certainly unique, but not special, and a professional setting still mandates ‘business attire’ at company meetings; it just looks good and sends a professional image/message. Esports may…

You’ve just literally defined Pro Gamer demographics.

So, teens and early twenty-something gamers, then.

My Halo name was “Your Hubris” for this very reason. Really ticked off my fellow freshman year, philosophy major bros. I try not to think about how much of losers we were. Thanks for bringing it up.

If you care. Caring about shit insults that take a few seconds to formulate is the priority of the young and insecure.

It was dumb as hell in the XFL and it’s dumb as hell in e-sports. If you’re a hobbyist playing other hobbyists, do whatever your community standard is, of course, but the moment you’re on TBS or ESPN5 or whatever, for God’s sake, use your name.

Agreed.

It should also extend to commentators. It sounds so dumb when a commentator has to say, “Welcome to the grand finals. I’m Steve Connors along side DatBooty. Are you ready for some Guilty Gear?”