INT. UNITED AIRPLANE

IT’S COOL, WE’RE TAKING IT BACK!

Speaking as a Kevsmith stan, Clerks 2 was good, had heart, and is arguably more fun to watch than Clerks. (The third act is tough, man.)

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Wayne’s World 2 and Clerks 2.

Real time fantasy changes? So NOW I’ll need to stop painting the living room to start on dinner without even a heads-up from my wife?

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

It’s the EGOT of ineptitude.