We need to cast this Lifetime movie immediately.

Hep me. It’s been a long holiday weekend home with the shorties and somewhere in all this I’m wondering: Is there, or is there not, a joke to be made about how the robbers left behind $11 million in horse hair and face fillers? And if by some small chance there is a shred of snark can someone please find it and run…

EXT. RYE PLAYLAND - DAYTIME
Steamy August last afternoon. Circa 1977. Hot as balls.