It’s plenty different, in that it is way more boring and worse.

Wedding dresses and colonics... wait, am I on kink dot com again?

Right? My first instinct was ‘get it, girl’ then I realized what that sentence meant. Not worth it.

i am beginning my personal transformation into a lifestyle blogger as we speak

“eat flaming hot cheetos and drink hennesey”

I was 8/10 happy with how I looked…pretty good!

THIS. You know how to clean out your colon? Fucking poop.

How did the groom-to-be prepare for the big day, and was he happy with how he looked?

Jia, after this and the MoonJuice lady, can you make this a regular feature pls.

I’m exhausted just reading this.

“I was 8/10 happy with how I looked…pretty good!”

Yes:( I was dissatisfied with that aspect.. A fully-functioning butt flap would have been convenient for at least two reasons!

It’s from the beginning of Major Lazer’s “Bubble Butt” video. I wish I didn’t know that.

I would wear those now.

Confession: In 2008 I owned and often wore a pair of these PJs.

Man, I wish “The Secrets of Making Love to the Same Person Forever” was available on DVD. I would be giving it as a wedding gift this weekend.

I don’t care what anybody says! I need those silk long johns. Immediately.

Hey, nobody ever said that trying to look like the bad guy on a very special episode of 90210 would come cheap.

For the animal lovers.

That’s why she’s so lively an colorful.