The Rock just sounds so sweet and adorable.

#blackcoffeematters

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I broke up with a friend who, as I was crying from being exhausted by the sexual harassment I was receiving in a muslim country on vacation, told me “you should be happy you’re getting attention, no one is even paying attention to me”. Fuck her and her fucking face.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

I’ll add it to my list, Julianne (because you’ve asked me to) but I just don’t know if I’ll be able to get to it.

Her voice is pretty weak, but Gwen can hold a note.

Oh god, she still claimed she didn’t “name names” because the song is called Dear John and not Dear John Mayer. Even the same guitar chords as a different John Mayer song.

I also realized that I like her “ska” style better then her ballad style. I think she’s great but I think her voice is weaker than I thought.

I totally agree that she is BEAUTIFUL, but in person, she is very wrinkled. It's just not the smoothness you see in this video.

Women are charged more for the same goods and services. See: Dry cleaning, tailoring, personal hygiene products is a HUGE one (razors, moisturizer, shampoo, deodorant, vitamins anything the same but colored pink. Apparently pink is really expensive.) Even energy bars and cereal targeted at women. Not to mention…

Don’t forget.. this gap being talked about by Jennifer and her pals.. is the white woman gap. White women are at the very tippy top of the crappy wage gap.. but they are at the TOP. Black women, Hispanic, Asian.. not even in the ball park. I just wish that vocal group would mention that as well.

We have very similar types. But what I covet and what I’ve dated are vastly different from one another. And those relationships never lasted, so maybe I am meant to be with a flannelclad lumberjack. Unfortunately, this is as close as I’ve ever gotten to my ideal:

My type is transparent poeple. That’s why it looks like I’m alone all the time.

Dude I am so sorry that being the singer of switch foot didn’t work out for you but calm down.

My mom had a mimosa-like cocktail at a brunch place once but deemed the juice not sweet enough (it was fresh-pressed, so yeah no added sweeteners). She asked for some sugar and from the usual dish of sweetener packets selected the Splenda of all things to stir into there, where it immediately sank to the bottom and…

In Serbia, everyone drinks that - they call it Bambus

All good arguments. I still hate frostee fries.