I literally never take Tylenol. I only take NSAIDs. I just make sure to take it with food. And I so rarely have a fever over 102 that the whole alternating thing has come up maybe once in my adult life.

Is there a close friend or partner who can go with you? Someone to just look into your eyes and love you unconditionally? To be totally present for you? If so, bring them along :) You can bring anyone you want with you into the exam room.

AND she cares about Open Spaces!

I think trying to conceive makes sex into a fun and exciting game. If you were basically always TTC, that would do a lot of good for a sex life.

I honestly never found it uncomfortable, just not that good. You gotta know someone’s body or just be very intuitive. It’s super disappointing though to be able to tell you’re showing someone a great time when you’re not having one yourself.

I think it usually takes about three sex sessions to really get into a good spot with someone.

When I was single, I would jill off like every night. I actually had more orgasms then.

It’s so funny to me that the stereotype is that married people never have sex. But it’s like, if you have sex even once a week, you are leaving most unmarried folks in the dust. We all get it: people bang incessantly when they first get together and have sex less often as time goes by, but 4-8x a month really isn’t…

I don’t get the rescue pissing contest thing. People are always like “DID YOU RESCUE HER???” and I’m like “I adopted her from a rescue group...” Making the “rescue” transitive grossly misrepresents what actually happened: I looked at photos of dogs online and found one I thought was really cute, then went to meet her,…

It’s a classic name for Mickey Dee’s.

Just his order had me cackling. What the??

Hahahahaha I’m from the Bay Area and I know EXACTLY the kind of person you mean. I don’t know that this has anything to do with Oregon...seems to me more a symptom of people who want to show how politically correct they are (even though Af-Am arguably is not a suitable replacement for black) AND want to talk about how…

Simply put, people have no idea what size coffee they want, and it is probably not their fault. In many places, 8oz is small, 12oz is medium, and 16oz is large. Then you have the 12oz small and 16oz large. Then the 12oz small, 16oz medium, and 20oz large. It’s not like it’s rocket science to know how many ounces of…

My young teenage self is so, so sosososo jealous that she is married Dave/Seth.

Is the book a lot more graphic than the movie?

Another one that happened in my family: wife desperate to have a child, husband didn’t feel ready. Wife stopped taking her BC without his knowledge, got pregnant, he flipped out, she had an abortion. Nobody was being abusive, but the child would have been raised by loving parents who didn’t love each other. As things…

Can the Kirke sisters possibly be any cooler?

Oh my god RIGHT? Pipes like crazy but I never have any idea what she's saying.

THE reason to watch it IMO.

omg that’s it exactly!