Maddox is a teen and all teens are bad.
Maddox is a teen and all teens are bad.
If I had a body that looked good in this, I’d put it into a suit that made it look waaaaay better.
Which then makes you sound even more exclusive, which then brings more people to you asking if you "party". You then try to scare them off with promises of sheetcake and bounce houses, but they just think you are so hip and ahead of them, they want you even more. Eventually you end up running an empire of night clubs…
Donald Trump is the Witch King of Angmar. No man can slay him, as the Republican primaries have made clear.
So excited to see that our new matriarch is punching boners in the greys already! YASSS KWEEEN SLAY THEIR ERECTIONSSSS
Why is it that the commenters here are lightyears smarter than the actual writers? This was the only analysis that makes sense, yet you’ll only hear snarky “boring” nonsense from the writing staff of the new/improved political Gawker.
I am and always will be a fan, Diana, but that first paragraph is just uninformed assholery that will doubtless appeal to the edgy readers who populate these parts. Joe Biden dominated Paul Ryan in the 2012 VP debate and it wasn’t because of his boring oratory—quite the contrary. Al Gore would’ve won the presidency in…
Exactly. Was thinking this the whole way through the article. Trump is interesting. Who gives a fuck. (Or, who should care.) I want the smartest fucking person in the room with a half-decent moral compass and the ability to manage people. Anything else is gravy.
I assure you, a year in Honduras being a Catholic missionary is not analogous to two weeks on the Honduran beach.
umm Dick Cheney did some stuff that substantially altered the direction of America, if you recall.
Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.
I’m white, and think I’m pretty groovy. Let’s dance!
Wait, Joe Biden is a boring white guy?
I’m pretty sure it’s at least lesson 1 of reality tv show casting, where “interesting” is a synonym for “severely unstable.”
Thanks for reposting that link.
You, dear reader, might be more interesting.
I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”
Way to completely gloss over the First Woman President thing.
Oh! for butt-fuck’s sake. How about we unite in an anti-Trump “revolution” that involves rallying around our imminent Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton? Because I gotta tell you that this complaint is boring.