They were straight up to no good, you keep trusting those spidey senses!

So, in the menacing stranger category, an ultimately OK but potentially harrowing thing happened to me last night. I was walking home in the after work hours last night but the sun had gone down. I live in NYC on a pretty busy block and there are three buildings in a row with lighted awnings. A group of ladies was…

the last one fucked me up

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh noooooo that last one noooooooooooooo

I really thought the one about the hole in the wall was not going to make it, but then it was there at the end! thank god cos that one is fucking terrifying and should be like, a lifetime movie or something.

I wonder what the hell this will turn out out to be. Hoax by a white person trying to get Black people shot at by police? Some other kind of dumbass hoax? Crazy white guy trying to kill Black people? A rare, crazy Black guy?

Much like The Beastie Boys his lyrics may have evolved as he’s matured. Just because he spouted misogynist bullshit at 20 doesn’t make him one currently. (I honestly don’t know anything about the current content of his lyrics.) Full disclosure: I’m from Detroit where he places just behind Bob Seger as our most low key…

What makes it cool is that he “free-styled” it off the top of his head. Its one of his talents that made him famous.

Not to mention that line about black vets coming home from Iraq and then being told to go back to Africa.. it was perfection.

I say Tillerson should take Trump up on his IQ test challenge. Better a symbolic duck measuring contest than an actual one.

I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.

It’s true. Though I may totally fuck him, I wouldn’t allow him to put it on Instagram. THAT would be an amazing Jezebel article. “Interview with girls on Dan Blizerian’s Instagram.” So yeah I can’t blame all those women. He’s sexy, has money, at minimum get you into the VIP room with free bronze and maybe a ride on…

Jesus fucking Christ

The good news for you is there are lots of fit, bearded outdoorsey men out there that are descent human beings. Focus on that and go get em!

WARNING: Don’t go to his twitter page. He has a saved photo of the killer after he’s shot himself. It is horrifying. This guy is a tiny-dicked trustfunding douchenozzle extraordinaire. So glad that marine called him out. And yeah, anyone is going to run when shot at. But look at his gun collection - how’s that saying…

Dakota Meyer deserves an Internet Medal. I don’t actually know how Instagram works; will all the millions (millions! just what is this world?) see his call out and be able to respond? I don’t do social media as you can probably tell.

See that’s the problem. If you find him sexy deep down, can’t really blame all those ladies who hang around him either right?

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

Wiki:

My first thought when I heard about the shooting was “country music festival...there must have been more than one good guy with a gun there to protect himself.”