JFC - seriously? Who ungreyed waterbell?!!

Maybe Obama’s had the ability to do more, you know, because he’s PRESIDENT???

The swell thing about humans is that we can care about multiple things, often at once.

Jen Kirkman called out Jezebel for running this story under her name because it’s untrue...

I felt that it was pretty childish, actually. First of all, there are not even actual allegations against Louis CK, so this isn’t like Bill Cosby at all. If there was a report from even one woman saying that Louis CK had done something inappropriate, it would be entirely different and maybe respectable for the kid to…

There’s literally no evidence or even accuser in this case. This is an Internet rumor about a male comedian getting caught masturbating by a female comedian. But you’re suggesting that Jon Stewart, because he shares some political views with the guy, is “failing” to take action against his close friend of 30 years…

LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!

so because these people or their parents may have some money you have to shit all over their wedding? Nice

A new Bae has come.

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other cards Hillary has or had:

Luckily, I come from the American North, where the historical treatment of minorities is spotless.

He’s right about universal white privilege; I seriously doubt being white confers any advantage upon you in the event of proximate supernova explosion or depressurization in the vacuum of space.

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

This! If this is what they call “revolution”, it’s a pretty damn lazy one. The base of the democratic party consistently vote for Hillary. Bernie gets Millennials and white men. Millennials are completely unreliable voters, who never show up to the midterm elections. White men are not the democratic base. Demographics…

Every time he loses, Bernie Sanders alludes to voting “irregularities.” When he wins, mostly caucuses, which are not very democratic in their own right given that most people can’t have the time to participate in them, not so much. The Democrats dropped from NY rolls would be favorable towards Hillary. Because Hillary…

It’s not her support of Bernie Sanders that makes me question her feminism, but the fact that she chooses to define Clinton by her relationship to her father and her husband, rather than any actual merits or her own accomplishments.