The Greatest Thinker of Our Time.

Save yourself.

I came in like a wiffle ball...

Until I got to your caveat, I was shouting, "Jo Brand! Jo Brand! Motherfucking Jo Brand!" at my computer.

Not much to add, but greetings from Mesa! Southeast Mesa. And yeah, I'm pretty sure SE Mesa/Gilbert/Queen Creek is probably the Mormon capital of Arizona at the very least.

Well, you know what they say:

Oklahomas hottest new bar is called Fifty Shades of Gary! Located in a Quasar near Marigold Lane, this watering hole has everything! When you enter, be sure to hand your coat to the backwards talking midget from Twin Peaks, who accepts all major Jelly Beans. Playing Tuesdays at 10:00 am is The Kule Cluck Plan, Gary's…

What is especially egregious about this is Rowan Atkinson is such a bit character, such a small bit character, but Chiwetel Ejiofor is in it and a bigger character, and nothing to indicate that on the cover!
[don't mean to derail- it's obviously a much bigger issue than just that, but they can't even claim that there…

I live and work in the DC area, so I know exactly how you feel. I had the same reaction to the cover! And I remember when the Rally to Restore Sanity (Daily show) came to DC, my friends and I went to see it and I kept looking around and exclaiming, "Holy crap, I've never seen DC look so white!"

Yes, there were other…

Tit ticks. Tit. Ticks.

You caught me between tit ticks! Give me about 4.5 months and I'll be there with you!

It's the awkward moment when you know this movie would auto-fellate if it could.

Note: If you describe yourself as 'funemployed,' you can go 'funck' yourself.

I've realized I can gauge how badly my week is going by how many times I refresh Jezebel on a Wednesday afternoon waiting for this to show up.

Pretty sure he ended up crucified actually

Such transgressive. So pervert.

Jez,

TINA FEY LOOKS 25 HOLY SHIT

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

Jesus fucking Christ. It's an attempt to poke fun at how bizarre stock photos are. I'm sure there are plenty of scholarly works out there written to discuss the serious nature of feminism's image, but that's not what this post intended to do.